MeMe from Troll's Place

1. My car …. Isn’t a car. It’s a truck. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
2. First session with the big giant personal trainer …. is coming up next.
3. Lately things seem …. Insanely hectic, but sort of a good hectic.
4. Anywhere by myself …. Is one of my favorite hiding places.
5. What happened …. To my 20’s?
6. And as far as the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to …. Date night with my husband…. Tomorrow my plans include…. An intense workout, and casino night with mom…. And Sunday …. Will be Church, and a little house cleaning.

Ten Minute MeMe

Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? No.
Slept in until 5pm? No.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been suspended from school? Yes.
Experienced love at first sight? Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? More than once.
Been fired from a job? No.
Fired somebody? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes.
Seen someone die? No.
Played spin-the-bottle? No.
Smoked a cigar? No.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Broken a bone? Yes.
Skipped school? Yes.
Eaten a bug? Not on purpose.
Sleepwalked? How would I know if I was asleep?
Walked on a moonlit beach? No.
Rode a motorcycle? Yes.
Dumped someone? Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No.
Eaten snake? No.
Marched/Protested? No.
Had Mexican Jumping Beans as pets? No.
Puked on amusement ride? No. but immediately after.
Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? No.
Been in a band? No.
Been on TV? Yes.
Shot a gun? Many.
Ridden a surfboard? No.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes.
Had surgery? Yes.
Streaked? No.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yes.
Passed out when not drinking? No.
Peed on a bush? Yes.
Donated Blood? Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? No.
Eaten alligator meet? Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? No.
Peed your pants in public? No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Been in handcuffs? No.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.