So, I got a random text the other night. This isn't a huge deal, except it was kind of late and I don't normally get a lot of texts anyway. I know. I'm lame. I was still awake, (watching tv in bed) because I don't really sleep, and then I hear my phone go.
TEXT: Quit texting my wife you son of a bitch! Last warning.
This pissed me off a little, but still peaked my curiosity - so I replied.
ME: Sorry dude. Wrong number.
TEXT: Bull shit Shawn. 580-[my phone number]. Quit texting my wife. Your number has been in her phone over 40 times.
By now I was laughing, and I really wanted to know more!
ME: Close. This is 405-[my phone number]. I'm to much of a girl to be a dude texting your wife. But good luck. This Shawn sounds like a real asshole.
I thought this would be the end of it. I was wrong. About an hour later I get another text.
TEXT: Now I feel like a horses ass. I've got this guy texting my wife. Real crude stuff like 'I have a foot long for you' and shit like that. He is an asshole. He probably has 5 kids with 5 different women. Sorry to bother you little lady.
I wish I knew how it all turned out with Shawn.