Real Life Algebra Problem Solved!!

It's true. The epitome of all algebra problems was solved last night. It happened around 12:30am. Trains from all over, left various places from around the country, and met at the exact same time last night at the train tracks about a mile from my house.

They all seemed to thank each other in a congratulatory manner by blaring their whistles as long as they possibly could. Each train, in an effort to celebrate the united arrival, took turns running up and down the tracks, whistles blowing, all. night. long.

This caused a severe lack of sleep, and an increased homicidal thoughts by yours truly. I believe the last whistle was heard around 2am. I personally think there should be train traveling mandates about the time in which trains are allowed to travel. Like at the airport. No planes between 11pm and 6am. Train Engineers... it would be much appreciated if you obliged by the same traveling hours.

Finally. Finally, I went to sleep. I dreamed about trains.